I apologize for the slow week, if only there’d been a mistake that happened at a big event broadcast internationally. Ah well . . .
1. Titus OhGodI’mOnEverySite
Finally Titus achieved his dream of trending (WORLDWIDE!) on Twitter but probably not the way he wanted. Titus ran in at Number 39 and if I didn’t know better I’d suggest he did it deliberately to wake up the crowd who were six hours deep into a show that had no sign of stopping (like Titus.)
Pro journalists are telling me Vince McMahon himself almost died laughing backstage when he saw it (before remembering he’s immortal) and demanded it be replayed endlessly through the match. Titus was a good sport on Raw and took it on the chin (and face and back and etc.)
2. P*ssing In The Wind
I can’t pick my favourite moment of this mishap. Maybe it’s Jeff not checking to see if Jinder was in position or Jinder noticing too late he was supposed to get hit or Jinder falling over before deciding what bump would be most appropriate.
Still less painful than listening to Booker T trying to pronounce ”Maharaja.”
3. Despite All My Rage, Both Feet Landed Outside The Cage
So yeah, that cage match finish. After kicking out of a few hundred F5s, Roman decided his best course of action would be to spear Brock so hard both men landed outside the cage. Sadly for them, Roman clearly rolled off the cage wall and onto the floor first but Brock won due to ”referee’s discretion” which I believe is carny for ”just shut up and pretend.”
Even worse for Roman and his never-ending quest to be the Fourth Biggest Babyface on Raw was the horrific bump he took while bothering with this dopey finish. If Roman tried to sneak attack Brock by crossing the alps, Lesnar would F5 Roman’s elephant.
4. Sorry No Speak Twitter
”Hey what’s the other guy in The Club called?”
”Karl Anderson?”
”No, the other one. Oh it doesn’t matter, I’ll just guess.”
5. You Have Selected We, Meaning Us
It’s probably not ”on” to be making fun of other wrestling sites but Figure Four Online’s inability to understand what the French Canadian crowd was chanting in Montreal this week on Raw deserves a good face-palm. Not even Eau De Carlos Cologne could make this blunder smell nice.
Honourable Mentions…
Booker T managed to call AJ Styles ”Nakamura” during the GRR pre-show which was the least of the show’s worries as Lashley managed to dunk poor Cass on his big head during a stalling suplex attempt, and WWE accidentally aired that cringey singalong dual-brand promo mid-way through Saudislam 2018… which was filled with footage of Carmella, Sasha Banks and other scantily clad women that the Saudis deemed to be ”indecent scenes.” Still, WWE managed to get mentioned by BBC so it’s all good, right?
Well that’s all I’ve got time for this week, join us next week for more GIFs. Probably involving Titus O’Neil. Until then, go follow me on Twitter.
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