When I don’t have a beard, I look like a 14-year-old boy. A muscular, handsome 14-year-old boy, sure. But a 14-year-old boy nonetheless.
Braun Strowman Chin REVEALED!
Which is just another way I’m like Braun Strowman, who has shared an almost decade-old clean shaven photo of himself on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiSxt1ynPCn/?utm_source=ig_embed
Yeah, you definitely look like a child there, Braun. And by ‘child’, I assume we all mean, the largest adult male currently in existence.
But while Strowman has shared an old gimmick, his former Wyatt Family leader has confirmed a change in his own wrestling condeeesheeeion!
Bray Wyatt Now Samael
In a video posted on Matt Hardy’s YouTube channel, Bray Wyatt reveals that now Sister Abigail has been purged from his mortal vessel or something, his inner essence has been replaced by Samael – who Matt claims is his BRETHREN from the start of time.
Wrestlezone have pointed out Bray shares the Samael name with the “Prince of the Devils” from Jewish and Christian literature, who confusingly can also be “the Great Prince in Heaven”.
With the new gimmick in place, the tag team has offered their help to ‘Earth’s Mightiest Heroes:’
Considering their outing against THANOS in the #InfinityWar, it’s apparent that the Avengers NEED The #DELETERSofWORLDS. pic.twitter.com/pzTUpvQ2sN
— MATT HARDY (@MATTHARDYBRAND) May 1, 2018
Thanos, you are such a hee-Wait a second…
Dear god… Strowman is a son of Thanos. I must warn Tony!
Batista WWE Return Scrapped
Alright, I’ll settle for Batista.
The ‘Animal’ is currently starring in the superhero mega buster Avengers: Infinity War – there he is waaaay down in the bottom right – which broke multiple box office records on opening last weekend.
And in the many interviews Batista has done to promote the movie, he’s confirmed to Chad Dukes of 106.7 The Fan the previous reports that he was originally planned to team with Ronda Rousey at WrestleMania 34… but WWE just stopped calling him.
“This is all insider stuff, and I usually don’t share. I’m really an old-school kayfabe guy. But they reached out to me earlier this year to possibly come back and do that thing with Ronda. And I said that I would be willing to do it only if we teased something for me and Hunter to go to ‘Mania next year. And they said, ‘Yeah, that would be great. I love that idea.’ And I said, ‘Well, that’s great. I’ll come back a few times during the year, and we’ll tease it, and we’ll work it and we’ll milk it. And we’ll go to ‘Mania, me and Hunter, next year.’ Oh, I love that idea. Let’s do it! And so we literally talked for about like three weeks and then they just stopped calling me. I sent a text to Hunter. I was like, ‘Hey man, I don’t know if you put any more thought into what’s going on. I’m really excited about the possibilities.’ And I literally never heard back from them. They just stopped talking to me about it. Man, I don’t know what else I can do to try to… I want to end my career the right way. I’m faithful and loyal to the WWE. I’m proud of being from there and I want to do good business with them, but they just don’t make it easy. You know, they just don’t.”
Batista goes onto say that he’s turning 50 next year, and while he’d love to finish his wrestling career “the right way” after his lackluster 2014 return, he doesn’t want “to be the old guy in the ring”.
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