1. Mexican’t
How dare CNBC not know *googles* Ricardo Rodriguez wrestled briefly in WWE as *googles again* El Local. Jeesh, everyone knows that right?
2. ICH BIN DER TISCH
To Hamburg, Germany now with good ol’ wXw and the still-feuding Absolute Andy and Marius Al-Ani. Poor Marius, first Andy broke up their tag team, his spirit and now this table. Oh wait the GIF just loaded up I’m on a public wi-fi. Never mind, I’ll type something better later. Just remind me to change this later to something like: ”In an alternate reality, Marius and Der Tisch are wXw tag champs” but less crap.
3. Failure Is An Option
The @bryanalvarez dream scenario. Last night Chucho el Roto (scheduled to win the match) goes for a plancha off the cage, falls, eliminates himself. 😂
They ignored it & he just climbed back inside to do the planned finish. pic.twitter.com/A0rIvzhsdC
— RobViper (@RobViper) May 20, 2018
I think this one speaks for itself. Thanks RobViper for continuing to watch and follow wrestling companies so dodgy, Vice wouldn’t ironically cover them.
4. Missed It By THAT Much
We go way back in time to VHS-land for a vintage CZW clip that surprisingly doesn’t feature incredibly dangerous objects like glass, barbed wire or Seth Rollins. Former ECW wrestler and bin-bag model Chris Hamrick attempted to leg-drop Kronus off the shoulders of Adam Flash, but that beautiful lens flare effect must have distracted him so he came up short. Credit (Kredit?) to Kronus for selling briefly, in fairness to him it was likely a static shock from the polyethylene.
5. Slips & Ladders
Table For 3 re-united ladder-climbing favorites The Hardy Boyz and Edge & Christian this week to discuss some of the times they all almost died on PPV. Of dishonorable mention, the moment from WrestleMania X-Seven’s TLC II epic when Jeff Hardy attempted to cross several stacked ladders like Roger Moore walking over the crocodiles in Live And Let Die. Jeff’s clear frustration is the highlight of, only the ‘Charismatic Enigma’ would get angry and temporarily being unable to completely wreck his body for the love of the sport.
Thanks everyone for reading another slow week. If you’re desperate for botches, go to the next WWE show and throw oil into the ring and record it on your phone. Until then, there’s always my Twitter for your RDA of Simpsons references.
Comments.
Loading comments…