I totally understand. Sometimes it takes a very long time to come, especially when the prospect of actually coming means you have to do it in a live arena in front of thousands of wrestling fans.
Sometimes in fact, it takes so long to come that your own social media team makes your coming a running joke. Coming is no joke.
Veer Mahaan has wanted to come for several months now, and still we are no closer to knowing when or where he’s actually going to do it.
Thankfully, I am a bit of an expert in planning the perfect coming, so I have come up with 5 ideas for how WWE can make Veer Mahaan eventual coming a success.
Here are the 5 best ways to make Veer Mahaan come. Semen.
5. Win The Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Let’s be honest, Veer Mahaan coming was quite funny to start with, but at this point it’s getting a bit tiresome, and it’s probably better just to get the coming out of the way.
He’s not gonna have a singles match at WrestleMania, but there is one match he could take part in that everyone gets to be in.
The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal would be a perfect place to not just have Veer come, but also the perfect match for him to win.
As far as I understand, Veer is actually a very capable in-ring performer, so it’s not like they’d be giving the match to him just because he’s become a running joke.
Give him the match, and then place him straight into the Raw midcard in a feud with another midcarder. He’s never going to be a main-event…unless WWE tries to expand into India again…so give him a big win soon, end the joke, and everyone is much happier.
4. Squash Match
The next two entries are sort of linked, because they both involve squash matches.
The first idea would be, if you really want to capitalise on the moment he finally comes, to give him a huge win over one of your biggest stars.
He doesn’t have to stay in the main event forever of course, but if you don’t want him to be a jobber or a joke when he makes an appearance, giving him a legitimate win would be a great way of saying “yes, the whole coming thing was a joke, but Veer Mahaan isn’t a joke”.
I’m not saying he should beat Brock Lesnar clean. That would be very silly. However, there are plenty of upper midcard guys, like Randy Orton or Riddle who you could feed to a coming Veer Mahaan that wouldn’t hurt Randy or Riddle, but it would do wonders for Veer.
3. Immediately Lose
Or…just have him lose, I guess.
Make a huge deal of his debut, have him run around the arena and celebrate the fact he’s finally managed to come…and then have him be rolled up by a jobber.
If you really want to capitalise on him being a joke character, then have him be a joke character.
It’s been going on so long that no amount of pay-off is likely going to be enough, so if you just want everyone to forget all of this ever happened, have him lose, and then he can disappear again and later debut under a new name…like Butch.
2. Veeralina
Veer has officially been coming for longer than Emmalina came for, and we all know how that went.
This one is a bit of a joke entry, but imagine the scenes if Veer came, told the crowd he was now Veeralina, and then re-debuted the next week as original Veer.
It would be absolutely terrible, but perhaps it would be so terrible that it would work beautifully.
Yes, this is wishful thinking.
1. 2023 Royal Rumble
Can you imagine if Veer was coming all throughout 2022?
You know what they say about WWE: they find something funny, and then make the joke so many times it’s no longer funny, unless you’re called Vince McMahon.
Before the news of Brock Lesnar being number 30 in the 2022 Royal Rumble, a number of people speculated WWE might be planning to have Veer in the number 30 spot, to then either be taken out by Brock and replaced in the match, or to be eliminated immediately.
Well, why not next year?
I absolutely don’t want Veer to come until next January, but at this point it feels like WWE has absolutely no idea what they’re doing with Veer, so there’s every chance they still won’t have any idea in 10 months time.
Who is number 30? It’s Veer Mahaan, he’s finally come, and now we can all forget it ever happened.
Please. Let us forget it ever happened.
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